You are the best owner a dog could ask for and I repay you with my loyalty and respect.
The other day I happened to notice your fancy new Hunting and Fishing Waterproof Gumboots.
They don't happen to come in a smaller size do they? It's just that since you don't allow us to ride on the Motorcycle anymore us helpless dogs put up with the hard long trudging along through the icky sticky mud that you just zoom through. I'm just suggesting that your poor old hard working dogs deserve a single pair of gumboots. I hope this doesn't ruin the deal but, I have noted the other dogs of my thoughts and they agree, so I guess that will be 13 pairs of boots, or no rounding sheep this weekend........
Marcy, Doris and Kath want a pink pair of boots (high heeled) each, and