Dear Farmer Brown,
You are my favourite farmer and the best one I know. It would make it even better if you let us have fish and chips every Friday night. Us two dogs are sick of old dog biscuits. We think it would be nice to have some good food. We are warning you. If you don’t agree we’ll bark all day and night. We’ll also lick your face until you give in.
the sheep dogs.
P.S. Those sheep don’t round them selves