I’m in the trees having a play fight with my best buddy Victor the tree viper and I’m having a blast. After about an hour of fighting I go back home to have roast Buzzard for tea. The next morning I go out to practice venom spiting on a dead penguin. (Have no idea how it got here though?!) I’ve hit it 48 times in a row now I’m going to build a tree fortress with a boxing ring. (9 months later) done and dusted. I’m letting Victor move in too and then we can be best buddies no matter what.