Jack's Midas

Midas
Oh ehh OOOOHHHH! My Shpine! Oh dis stick should prop me
uuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! Shplinters! I got a shplinter! Oh vell oh yay I
made it. Ah hello god of wishes? YES KING MIDAS… I would like to be able
to touch anything and make it turn solid gold… YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND MUH
HA HA HA HA! Ok time to test my new power on my 76 year old shpine...
(DONG!) oh da pain wait my spine! Now to do the trees Te he he! Oh and a
birdie oh yeah my grand daughter needs fed no NNNNNNOOOOOO!! My grand
daughter is GOLD! I must make this right Ding! Nap Time! (for me not my
grand daughter!) huh me me me me me

The End!