Aaliyah's limericks

There once was a girl called Aali
Who love to ride a Harley
She tripped over a rock
And had a big knock
So now she can't go to Bali

There once was a lady called Sue
And her favourite word was yahoo
She saw a cat
Gave it a hat
but tripped over a lump of poo

There once was a lady called Anne
Who met a very handsome man
So she asked for a kiss
But then he missed
So he actually kissed the van