Bridget's Limerick

There once was a girl named Bridget
She was always thought to be fidget
She was quite small
Not tall at all
So Bridget is now thought to be a midget

There once was a young lady called Anne
She met the most ugliest man
Went for a walk
Had a big talk
And that was the end of Anne's man

There once was a young lady named Sue
She brought a bottle of glue
Swallowed it down
In a minute or two
So young Sue got the flu